Dancing With the Stars — the new season
By the DivaWell, now. It’s going to be a fabulous new season. We are excited.
Our initial thoughts:
That Misty chick looks like a man, sorta. That dark make-up is kinda tranny.
Susan Lucci can’t dance or move although she has quite the bod for a woman of 60. If she has a surgeon, could he/she please give up a call. Magnifique.
Kim Kardashian needs to dance with her partner, not herself. Oddly, she never really connected with him.
Warren Sapp is genius. For a big dude, he can seriously move and entertain. What a personality. We are shocked, shocked.
Lance Bass needs to get back to performing because he radiates joy like few others do. He’s so amazing to watch. We’d be shocked if he wasn’t a finalist.
Toni Braxton is still gorgeous. Dunno if she’ll win, but it’s great to see her again.
Whaddya think?