TGIF ramblings
By the DivaWhat do we admire most about Veep nominee Sarah Palin? Her cheekbones. Have ya noticed? Those are fierce, particularly on a politico. She’s got a fabulous complexion and her make-up is thus far spectacular. We are totally psyched about having someone attractive in the White House (other than that thoroughbred Dana Perino, whose haircut and fashion make us tres, tres jealous.) She’s a Diva fave.
Maybe if Congress had some wine or other assorted adult beverages, this “compromise” on the economy might be easier. Good to see these lawmakers forced to do something for a change. Over the last year or two, they’ve pretty much hunkered down and done nothing. We should measure their pay against their progress. That’d light a fire under their privileged asses.
Are you putting your money in gold, under your mattress or offshore? We will continue to make investments in what we know works: haircolor, handbags and of course, footwear. The world may be coming undone, but at least we’ll be looking swell at the recession or whatever term they are now using for tough times.
We’re sad at where this nation is headed. We’re so upset we’re considering making a delicious recipe for brie-crab pasta. It’s kinda of a fancy way of doing mac and cheese and some seafood, a glorified cheesy “tuna” casserole.
Perhaps we need some wine — and if Congress gets anything done, we’ll certainly be toasting them at our usual Friday happy hour.
We are headed off into the wild north to “hike.” Actually, we’ll just be leaf-peeping, but who is counting. It’ll be worlds away from all of this economic trauma. We’ll leave a message on our phone noting that we are away studying Al Gore’s global warming. We never once believed it was true, but we were always sure it was a scam to make old Big Head richer than ever.
AS IF.
