Fortunately, Angie Harmon, the tall, slim Texas actress who plays the DA on “Law & Order,” has the courage to say she doesn’t support Obama. She’s no racist, she just doesn’t agree with him and hasn’t jumped on the celebrity bandwagon that says we must all think the same way or be ostracized.

Hey, she got a cute, rich husband if the work falls off. Seriously. If you aren’t a liberal in La-La Land, it’s tough.

That Holly Madison Playboy girl is lovely and wooden. Sit her on the bed, pose her, kiss her. She is kind of like a glamorous blow-up doll.

That Steve dude, the little squat nerd, inspires us with his positivity, even if he can’t dance. Be true to your school — and he is!

The Frenchie, Giles, got us all… ahem… moist with that Argentinian tango. Guess who also is an Argentinian tango enthusiast? Robert Duvall. Yep, the actor. No kidding.

Lawrence Taylor, the NFL dude, is also a exercise in determination. He is committed and works hard, even as much of the movements are tough on a big guy.

Oh yeah, and if we could all just enjoy the joy that is Steve-O. What fun would the world be!!!!

Be kind to Madge on Malawi

She’s trying to do good. Maybe it’s easier for her to swoop in and adopt an orphan. But we think her heart is in the right place, even as the haters smack her down at every turn, but everything, thinking the worst. 

As if.

Perhaps she can give some young child a better life — and shine a light on the need to adopt.

So many kids here and abroad who need family. We should remember them.

IT SUCKS….YES, WE ARE SCREAMING, TYPING IN ALL-CAPS. BECAUSE IT’S THAT BAD. 

OBAMMY IS ON JAY LENO. WE HOPE IT’S A CONCILIATORY VISIT. CAUSE HE’S SCREWING UP AMERICA AND SPENDING US INTO A DAMNED BLACK HOLE. SERIOUSLY. AIG? HIS ADMINISTRATION CAN’T POLICE THE VERY FOLKS IT BAILED OUT. AMATEUR NIGHT AT THE APOLLO!!!!!

HE NEEDS DIVA-NOMICS: LESS GOVERNMENT MEANS MORE FREEDOM AND MORE BUSINESS ENTREPRENEURSHIP. MORE OF THAT EQUALS MORE JOBS AND MORE SPENDING. MORE SPENDING EQUALS COOLER STUFF. COOLER STUFF, MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER AND FUNNER AND PRETTIER. 

AND DON’T WE ALL NEED THAT.

THE DIVA IS A GODDESS AND A PATRIOT.

TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES…….

Dear Amy Winehouse…

Leave Blake Incarcerated… Incarcerated.

Stay clean and sober — and away from your enabler.

Sure you love him. We know how THAT goes.

Big mistake…. listen to your dad. Don’t go back and ruin your career — and life!

WE ADORE KARL ROVE….

We know it’s probably not cool to admit, but we think he’s just fabulous. And smart. And so much more. The media tried so hard to take a chunk out of him during the Bush admin, but golly, he’s superb on Fox News doing political analysis.

Him, I believe.

Bad, journos. Bad. Even our diva galpals — who love every dark moment of celeb gossip — are pissed at the shoddy reporting done on the Natasha Richardson ski accident story.

In their clamor for information, some reported this story wrongly. Stunning to read someone’s obit on one site and then read that she’s alive on others.

Even in celebrity journalism, ya gotta do a honest job. No wonder folks don’t trust the media. Most expect better, even from the bottom-feeders, particularly when it’s life and death.

BE CAREFUL PEOPLE!

Not so much love for the chicks, but the boys tonight rocked hard on the country music. Seriously fascinating and musical performances. Most unexpected. We are totally loving this season. The Michigan dude may be our fave. That was a bigtime piano man moment!

Carson Daly just had a kid…

But dontcha think that the skinnier he gets, the weirder his head is shaped?

His head always looks so darned odd. All we’re sayin.

We wish him well on his little Carson tyke. Lots of celebs birthin out of wedlock these days. We give Ashley Simpson Wentz credit. At least she made it legal with the bambino.

So, we aren’t a huge fan, but there is nothing like a prez who works the pop culture references.

But yep, there was President Obammy lauding the value of small business and mentioning Cheese Whiz in reference to the cheese steak sandwich. Dude, do ya think perhaps he and the missus secretly spray on the Whiz upstairs in the presidential quarters whilst they are snacking?

Man of the people. We bet it’s so. Cool.

It’s just a bad addition to her ongoing image problem. Sure, her attorney made the charges go away, but the news of her fighting with Sam and now this public gaffe, whether a legal mess-up or not, will not improve her respectability in her industry.

The diva’s yummy manpal said and we quote: “She looks like Mama Cass. What a chubette? Didn’t someone tell her ‘hey, you’re getting fat!.’”

Dress too tight, thighs Oprah-esque. Such a distraction, but not enough for the bad music, tho. Or rephrasing: the very average music.

Said the manpal: “Did you see her scary fat lady stance? It’s like Miss Piggy. What do you think happened to her?”

VERY SAD. VERY SAD. All folks will be talking about as she tries to launch some new stuff.

Seriously… a laptop from the federal pen. Some liquid assets and a Wall Street trustee. Perhaps some of the poor, duped folks who lost everything might get a few pennies back. Forced to work using his stash — and ya know he’s gone some cash flow hidden out there — to invest and use to help his victims.

Justice would be better served, kinda, sorta.

All we’re sayin….

Honey, they have medication for all of that. Seriously, they do. You need a good barber and a therapist. And some psycho-pharms.

“Academy-Award nominee to whack job” is not a good look. Kanye West is a rapper. You… seem nearly insane and/or managing the greatest media stunt since Punk’d went off the air.

NO HE DID-UNT!

U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called the greatest country in the world, the United States of America, a “deadbeat” donor to his loser organization.

Of course we don’t support you pussies. HELLO!!!!! You don’t do dick. You’re whiners, time-wasters, so lacking in any authority why should we take your seriously. 

To wit: SUCK IT, Moon face. SUCK IT.

The Diva is nothing if not a diplomat. Globalize this!

We hate big government. Let us say that upfront. But if we need some money as a nation, we think cigarettes and alcohol should be heavily taxed. It could cut our deficit, fund programs, save lives and well, a whole lot of other complicated crap that the diva doesn’t want to get into.

Seriously, we’re in dire straights. And yeah, maybe this is a state’s issue, but still. Lotta money could be raised.

Moreover — legalize pot and tax it heavily, too. Solve some problems, keep folks out of crowded jails, save money, etc…

We are no legislator and we loves our white burgundy, but but but…..you understand.

It’s a good idea.

You probably saw it and thought the same thing. But the Diva is gonna tell you in plain language.

Kelly Clarkson, the fabulous American Idol champ, is a fatty. She looked rough and 10 years older than her real age. And just bloated. By our divalicious calculations, at this rate, she will look like the lead singer from Heart in about five years.

It is a darned shame that she has let herself go. She has the voice, but she sounded terrible, hardly like a champion as she headlined the Idol telecast Wednesday night. She looked like a lounge act in a college town, not like a recording star.

C’mon Kelly. Surely you aren’t happy with this look? We’re all for a healthy body image, but there is a difference between sloppy and hearty. You look sloppy — and you sounded sloppy, too.

We urge you to rethink your public image. You’re a mega-talented girl who needs a hit and a gym.

Best “Idol” ever?

We think it’s shaping up to be a terrific season. The show still has legs and we like the new little twists and turns. 

Tough to sing the Michael Jackson catalogue, no?  That’s a big vocal challenge and yet some did magnificently.

Who is your fave? We like the Michigan dude a lot.

Let us do the current math: Lindsay Lohan, who was well on her way to becoming an A-list movie star about 3 years ago, is hawking a self-tan product, even appearing in the ads. But mainly, she is flying all over the country to nightclubs where her incessant fights with her girlfriend Sam Ronson are captured by TMZ.

What a sad downfall. Is there no one in her world who can shake her loose to face the truth? And moreso, is her 15 minutes pretty much up, despite her considerable acting talent, now eclipsed by her ravaged personal life.

Oh, wait. We typed this same paragraph last year. Guess we answered our own diva question.

Sigh……….

Didya see the new “Dancing with the Stars?” We think Lil’ Kim’s ass should be worshipped as a national treasure. HELLO, booty-licious times 200!!!! Far better than Beyonce or even that hiney-endowed Kim Kardashian.

Our Kim looked gorgeous, fit, thin and very competitive, we might add. We super dug it that she dedicated her performance to her former galpals in the federal penitentiary. Such street cred and such a sweetheart to remember the cons back at her old joint!

We thought so many of these contestants were fascinating. And everyone looks skinnier. Lacey Schwimmer has slimmed down and so has Cheryl Burke, who let’s face it, is all thighs. Just like us, sadly. Sometimes God adds a little here and there and you just gotta accept it. Rather curvy than bony-assed, right sistas?

We will totally be watching this season. SO much to love!

PS: The naked dude from the “Sex in the City” movie, Gilles Marini, a Frenchman no less, is dancing and he is SMOKIN’ hot for an amateur. We totally like his chances. Playboy model and former Hefner slampiece Holly Madison — isn’t so coordinated, although she is way pretty.

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