Lil’ Kim — a national treasure
By the DivaDidya see the new “Dancing with the Stars?” We think Lil’ Kim’s ass should be worshipped as a national treasure. HELLO, booty-licious times 200!!!! Far better than Beyonce or even that hiney-endowed Kim Kardashian.
Our Kim looked gorgeous, fit, thin and very competitive, we might add. We super dug it that she dedicated her performance to her former galpals in the federal penitentiary. Such street cred and such a sweetheart to remember the cons back at her old joint!
We thought so many of these contestants were fascinating. And everyone looks skinnier. Lacey Schwimmer has slimmed down and so has Cheryl Burke, who let’s face it, is all thighs. Just like us, sadly. Sometimes God adds a little here and there and you just gotta accept it. Rather curvy than bony-assed, right sistas?
We will totally be watching this season. SO much to love!
PS: The naked dude from the “Sex in the City” movie, Gilles Marini, a Frenchman no less, is dancing and he is SMOKIN’ hot for an amateur. We totally like his chances. Playboy model and former Hefner slampiece Holly Madison — isn’t so coordinated, although she is way pretty.