Kelly Clarkson: It’s Nutri-System, line 1.

You probably saw it and thought the same thing. But the Diva is gonna tell you in plain language.

Kelly Clarkson, the fabulous American Idol champ, is a fatty. She looked rough and 10 years older than her real age. And just bloated. By our divalicious calculations, at this rate, she will look like the lead singer from Heart in about five years.

It is a darned shame that she has let herself go. She has the voice, but she sounded terrible, hardly like a champion as she headlined the Idol telecast Wednesday night. She looked like a lounge act in a college town, not like a recording star.

C’mon Kelly. Surely you aren’t happy with this look? We’re all for a healthy body image, but there is a difference between sloppy and hearty. You look sloppy — and you sounded sloppy, too.

We urge you to rethink your public image. You’re a mega-talented girl who needs a hit and a gym.

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