Michelle’s wardrobe in England: Grade B minus
By the DivaSafe, not entirely unfortunate. Lacking in imagination, but totally appropriate. When you’re tall, stuff looks good. And yet, we’d hoped for more sass, more couture. All this American-inspired whatever is taking us down. Seriously.
Maybe all this rioting is over the bizarre average-ness of her wardrobe.
Or not.
Good clothes solve all problems, some wise sage once said. You can look it up.