Despite some cool flicks early on in your career, you sir, have become a nasty hater with no use on our shores.

You’ve been banned from the island for your boorish, misogynistic tirades.

Be sober and get a new personality and heart — or be gone.

Rock bottom celebrity.

This dude at once activates our gag reflex and also humanizes a sad sitch. Yep, we think he cares about Lindsay. But, he’s used it to shamlessly promote himself — whatever it is that he actually DOES.

This family is beyond therapy. Maybe electroshock. Lobotomy. Island for fame lepers?

We’re open for ideas. Oy.

We love the show tunes, the monstrously subpar choreography, etc, but can’t get past 20 and 30-somethings playing high schoolers. Thus, we succomb and say good for Glee and 19 Emmy nods. Domination. Sue…now there’s a whack job we can get behind. LOVE THAT CRAZY BITCH.

Lindsay’s manicure code

Evidence of real psychopathy — Lindsay Lohan appearing in court with a fingernail air-brushed with the words “F–k you.”

She knew full well her every move would be captured on film and camera. And yet, she creates drama with this bimbo stunt.

Yes she needs rehab. But she needs jail for being such an entitled brat.

We’re glad the judge said F-U back.

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