Katy Perry, a girl who looks like bubblegum hearts float out of her pores, offered a little surprise to her fans during her Grammy presentation Sunday night. See it?
Video — heretofore unseen — of her Indian wedding to Brit comic Russell Brand. And ya know, it looked sweet. Not gimmicky, but truly heartfelt. And this pleases the Diva ever so.
Another thing that inspires: Cee Lo Green. Gwyneth Paltrow — gag reflex engaged. But the big guy is THE MAN.
Carry on.
A shout out to Nancy Reagan, all tiny size-2 diva that she is.
She made red dresses powerful and fun. And she knew what was right — on her. That’s a gift and a skill. We could learn a fashion lesson from Nancy — petite or full-bodied. Color is good and style is personal.
Please make a note of it.
We rather doubt La Lohan took a $2,500 necklace, which is like buying Avon jewelry in Hollywood. Now seriously.
If she took Fred Leighton or some sort of precious bauble, then we’d be saying haul her to the pokey. But in Celebrityville, a $2,500 accessory is chump change and we’re pretty sure Lindsay ain’t gonna scotch her newfound freedom for THAT.
Seriously.
We hope she’s trying hard to keep it together and we wish folks would leave her alone.
The Diva has spoken. Haters, shut up.
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Oh, Christina. Ever since your split from hubbie, you look like the wheels are coming off. Sort of Tara Reid when the wheels were coming off. Memba her? Wasted, nipples a-flinging?
Now, Miss Tara looks AMAZING — 5-star diva snaps — and you look way tranny. Puffy, pudgy, and with hair that makes Britney look like she’s got a great weave. Snap out of it little sister. Get a better colorist, a trainer and refocus. Even with all that wowza vocal talent, you’re looking awfully trampy. It’s sad.
The Diva corrects because she loves.
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It’s too cold to be anywhere but inside. The Diva thanks God for Uggs, down coats and other bad weather gear. It’s hard to be cute when you are so bundled up and pouffy, but the Diva being herself, is deeply committed to trying.
Deep thoughts ensue:
Charlie Sheen has a super nice group of current and former hookers and porn stars, ya know. And they all seem to dig him, even when he’s batso. Even in the clinches of an addiction spiral that could no doubt kill him, he’s a mensch. We sure hope he gets better. It’s costing CBS a bundle with him away from his show.
The Diva ponders a new Benzer — in red. Is this so wrong, a red car? Or too much? Lately, the Diva feels a need to burst out of her shell — hard to believe, but true — and a red car just seems so happy and “get outta my way” fresh. We must consider whether it becomes a big tomato-esque nuisance after the novelty wears off. Decisions, decisions.
Less than three weeks before the Academy Awards show. Man, restaurants in Hollywood must be sad cause no one who is anyone is eating a thing. Oh, the fashion pressure. Biggest red carpet night of the year. We cannot wait to assess (make total fun of) the procession. One thing we’d like to say, straightaway: You wear a big ball gown, you pull the hair up. None of this Malibu coif whilst donning Oscar or Marchesa. This is the motherlode of events. Dress accordingly funseekers.
Buy these shoes (click above) to cure your winter blues. You simply must.
xo