Xtina: Looking ever-more sloppy
By the DivaOh, Christina. Ever since your split from hubbie, you look like the wheels are coming off. Sort of Tara Reid when the wheels were coming off. Memba her? Wasted, nipples a-flinging?
Now, Miss Tara looks AMAZING — 5-star diva snaps — and you look way tranny. Puffy, pudgy, and with hair that makes Britney look like she’s got a great weave. Snap out of it little sister. Get a better colorist, a trainer and refocus. Even with all that wowza vocal talent, you’re looking awfully trampy. It’s sad.
The Diva corrects because she loves.