We love the show tunes, the monstrously subpar choreography, etc, but can’t get past 20 and 30-somethings playing high schoolers. Thus, we succomb and say good for Glee and 19 Emmy nods. Domination. Sue…now there’s a whack job we can get behind. LOVE THAT CRAZY BITCH.
Evidence of real psychopathy — Lindsay Lohan appearing in court with a fingernail air-brushed with the words “F–k you.”
She knew full well her every move would be captured on film and camera. And yet, she creates drama with this bimbo stunt.
Yes she needs rehab. But she needs jail for being such an entitled brat.
We’re glad the judge said F-U back.
An apology goes down a lot better in the Queen’s English, no? When the dude on the Congressional hot seat apologizes, it sounds so much smoother with that British lilt, a a stage actor stepping up all Hugh Grant-style, minus the aberrant nimbly bimbly. We find it marginally offputting that one of the BP execs would call Gulf region dwellers the “small people” but perhaps his heart was in the right place, but his American slang was not. Or something.
We wonder if BP can truly pay off the $20 billion escrow fund they have pledged for clean-up? It’s a nice idea, and the right thing to do, but when everything settles, will they have it to give?
Is this Bush relic-talking head the chicest chick on TV? We think so. Choosing colors that suit her skin tone and that haircut! Oy, sublime. She is out-Sawyering Diane Sawyer. And far smarter than many of our better news bimbos.
Teen hair boy Chace Crawford got hooked by the po-po in Plano, Texas, no less, for having a stick of weed in his car. He doesn’t look so hot in his jailhouse pic but who EVER looks good in those except Paris Hilton, who was simply marvelous, even with all that bad lighting.
We’d like to get more up in arms about this arrest. They say it is a “gateway drug.” We know for sure that our parents were wrong when they told us we would go blind. But we digress….
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As we posted earlier in a different venue: “Why is it that Bret Michaels can find good extensions but Britney cannot.” Oh, the quandaries. We’re all for longer better weaves on just about anyone, but when you are rich and famous (notorious), the hair stakes go up exponentially.
A bad weave is a bad weave. Please make a note of it.
One of those sad celeb moments, to see small and tormented Gary Coleman finally on the cover of PEOPLE magazine — for dying. What a tortured person, who never saw his way out of his childhood fame, it would seem. And now, he’s the cover. Perhaps the lesson is to treat these folks – notorious and fading — nicely or better whilst they are alive, no? He had serious health problems and complications for decades and never could find a life or identity outside of the fame game.
Bless his little heart.
Her husband already has two kids. And now speculation mounts that Lamar Odom’s bride may be with child. “I’m just fat,” she joked to reporters at a Laker’s playoff game.
Maybe that’s true, for Hollywood standards, although at 5′10″, she’s also a big girl period compared to her petite sisters.
The Diva wants to know why she’d WANT to be pregnant at 25 years old. We realize that college probably was too much of a drag on her nightlife and lifestyle, but seriously, wouldn’t you want to wait a few years before getting all knocked up and diapered out?
Probably she saw what publicity her sister got with a baby on board and felt like it would hype her, er… “career.” Or keep her in the tabs. Or, or or…..Sigh.
Chatter amongst yourselves.
What we’re thinking this morning, through the chocolate donut haze: 1. Heidi and Spencer’s split isn’t real. It’s completely staged to keep em in the news. Their reunion will put them right back, at least in the pages of US magazine et al.
2. Whaddya bet Al Gore, in six months so it won’t seem so unseemly, hooks up with some 30-ish Brown University alum, some patchouli-wearing, Earth-hugging, rich family in Connecticut chick. He’ll announce that “her love and commitment to the environment has given my life new meaning,” or some unholy touchy-feely crap. You know it’s coming. Tipper, will join a band or the Peace Corp. and remain nutty. We predict.
See the story about the chick who got fired for her workplace appearance? Discuss. Is fashion sense plus hawtness a problem (not for the Diva, natch) but others? Are the truly fabulous punished by their (leftist) peers for looking too nice on the job? The Diva was once chastised by an Al Gore operative for her campaign trail attire — business suits. “Tone it down a notch, wontcha,” said the piggy Gore flack. “Umm, no bitch. We report and write better when our outfit is slammin. BTW, you need a facial in the WORST way.”
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Chin liposuction is entirely tolerable and the scars, once healed, are barely visible. With some Dermablend, you’re golden. Just sayin…..it’s never too late to look smokin’ for those nasty confirmation hearings.
Readers: Oh, we have missed you. With book completed and bad attitude fully engaged, we return to our rotten yet astute corner of cyberspace to dish on all that is dish-worthy.
Let our merry celebu-spew begin.
Aloha, funseekers.
We are good here in America at pooling our resources to help folks out. What if one of our jabbering celebrity “environmentalists” hosted a Tinseltown telethon to raise money for beach, wetland, wildlife clean-up? Cause you know BP is soon gonna cry poor — right after the feds sue em. Which will come any day now with Americans boycotting all the BP ventures as soon as the beaches are fouled.
George Clooney, Ed Begley Jr., Alicia Silverstone? One of y’all Prius-driving, vegan-loving Hollywood types needs to step it up as this disaster is certain to worsen.
We feel supersad for the pelicans, fishies and fishermen.
The diva’s glamorous summer of world travel continues. She’s also finishing a book. Her column will resume later. In the meantime, shop til you drop and world peace, y’all.
Shawn Johnson was not the best dancer. Why folks voted for her, we don’t know. Giles was the best. He was. And he was cuter.
Chris was a sweet boy singer. Aw shucks. But Adam Lambert is a star, talented with an obvious wow factor. We actually think his solid frontrunner status worked against him. Sigh.
America did NOT get it right this time. They picked the nice guy who no chance of a big career. But Adam will likely be the new lead singer for Queen or somesuch. And he’ll be rich like Clay.
Sigh, again.
Is it just us or have Melissa Rycroft’s abs gotten better and better as Dancing with the Stars continues?
Man, she has the best bod. Athletic, lean, but also sexy-cute. She’s had a really amazing attitude, too.
What pluck! We admire how she’s handled her newfound celebrity after getting dumped by psycho-boy. She must be super-glad she dodged that bullet.
Anna Wintour — you know who she is, she doesn’t need an introduction — is gonna be on “60 Minutes” Sunday night.
Better tune in, angels. She’s not exactly media friendly. We may not hear from her again before she dies/leaves Vogue.
TTFN
“Do something righteous with your life.” ~Tupac
If u wanna do it in great shoes, all the better. — Diva
“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little – if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.”-Coco Chanel
“We were all born originals so why die a copy?” – Dianna Gadberry