That odd little bug Annie Duke was a good player. We’ll give her credit. But she seemed awfully manipulative. Yes, Joan was a drama queen. But she’s an entertainer — HELLO.
Annie lost because she wasn’t nice. And because the court of public opinion went with Joan.
(We must say that her daughter seems to be on an awful plastic surgery jag. She looks nearly as surreal as Joan does with all that work at 75.)
All we’re sayin….
A strange cadre of celebs this go round, too.
You know you are thinking it. She’s staved it off for about as long as she can. But there isn’t really a brand of concealer that is going to fix it up now. Time for a wee cleanup with the plastic man.
Dontcha think?
What you should know is that no woman in America believes your current story about the affair and the paternity of that child.
Your wife deserved much better. We hope she leaves you.
And we urge you to TELL THE TRUTH. Your nose is gonna fall off soon if you carry on with this obviously tall tale.
AS IF.
Is there any reason to talk about issues with your relationship with Sheryl Crow and her biological clock ticking — other than to sell books?
Dude, you sold her out. This wasn’t the world’s business and yet you made it so for personal gain. Now you’ve managed to knock up someone else and THAT seems OK. We don’t like you very much at all.
Shame, shame, bicycle boy.
Yeah, we know you love him on “24.” But what you probably don’t consider his personal life.
Hasn’t been easy. Kindly, he’s an elegant imbiber. Twice in jai on the DUI. Needs to be more careful.
We can imagine he was a bit tipsy when he decided to ride in on the white TV star stallion and headbut one of our country’s most fab emerging designers.
Headbutt? In public?
Who does that shit? We bet he gets sent back to jail for violating his probation.
Likely his character Jack would not approve of this conduct. He’s a cute oddball, no?
We are starting to warm significantly to the collections of Stella McCartney. At first, not so much. Now, it seems her stuff is softening to a nice femininization. Is that a word? Doesn’t matter. You get our drift. Her clothes are prettier and that makes us ever so happy.
We don’t love the price point, but we are paying much more attention.
Carry on, angels.
Did anyone catch Paula Abdul performing her new song on “American Idol”? Probably a bad idea, no?
Song was insipid, the dancing was tired, and well, we were embarrassed for her. Her moves were lamer than Britney Spears. And that tutu outfit. What was she thinkin?
Seriously, we loved a lot of her stuff when she was younger and we think she can be sweet to the contestants on the show. But she should leave the performances to choreography. Because we’ve seen better dancing on those other dance competition shows and we’ve heard far better singing from teens on Idol.
Sigh. Don’t call it a comeback. Call it a career-ender, unless you count another season of the show.
Ya know, the Diva would like to be suitably outraged over Michelle Obama’s wearing of $540 Lanvin suede sneakers during a public appearance at a food bank. But ya know, they are SO cute, we just can’t muster the proletarian angst. They have pink metallic toe caps. Grosgrain ribbon laces.
In a word: adorable.
It is so fun to dress casual but upscale. We are still madly in love with our black patent Dr. Scholls-style Chanel sandals. Super fussy but also quite practical. We’re sure the First Wife would approve.
Sorry that we’ve been off the reservation, so to speak, for so long. Our vast social commitments have kept us away from the posts. Nonetheless, we return in fine form today with news that Oliver Stone may direct a “Wall Street” sequel.
Few cinematic characters have captivated us the way Michael Douglas’ financial titan Gordon Gekko did. The “greed is good” speech was Ayn Rand delicious. Not that we totally agree. Capitalism and free markets are good. Greed can get you into some bad shit.
But we eagerly await the return of the totally watchable Gekko. We hope Charlie Sheen will return as well as the movie was perhaps one of his best roles EVER.
Stay tuned!
Are the best celeb twitterers ever! It’s fun to see them interact in such a cute way.
Mayer has a great sense of humor and also seems literate, a good wordsmith. Who knew? Nothing a bigger turn on than a man who can banter, even if we are still holding that “bubblegum tongue” song against him.
Wouldn’t it be great that when Lindsay Lohan has another meltdown and is carted intoxicated out of some club, that the celeb media just ignores her?
Seriously. Just pretend it didn’t happen and let her sort it out like regular people have to. Be a great tactic. Probably stop her, at least in a quest for attention.
Dontcha think Britney Spears walking out of a concert performance because folks in the crowd were smoking too much weed is kinda a little self-righteous, given her history?
These fans supported her when she was psychotic and yet she prances off after 3 songs saying “Don’t smoke weed.” AS IF. If we were a fan, we’d post to her Web site: “Don’t buy music.”
Ridiculous.
Not some kennel-bred pedigree.
Think of the goodness the Obamas could have spread, the example they could have set for future pet owners.
We have so many unwanted animals in this country. Thousands are killed everyday.
Get your pets from the shelter or a rescue group, not from kennels, people. So-called mutts give the best love and need good homes.
Shame on the First Family for making a poor choice.
Seriously, the new Liz Claiborne line by Isaac Mizrahi merits serious notice. Normally, we only use this space to gack about celebrities, but we were at a mall and took in the new Isaac-wear and strangely, we are in love with the Liz.
Skirts, tops, fun…..shoes, ADORABLE. Even the purses are deluxe.
We never thought we’d type this, but it’s true. Check it out for yourselves and get back to us.
Seriously….
Is is just us or did Obama seem like the president of Delta House over there at the summit? Flashing a thumbs up and all giggly smiles, he looked a bit frat boy as he manned up with the global homies on the world stage.
We’re sure they liked him. But do they trust him? So boyish looking amid all that power.
All we’re sayin….
Safe, not entirely unfortunate. Lacking in imagination, but totally appropriate. When you’re tall, stuff looks good. And yet, we’d hoped for more sass, more couture. All this American-inspired whatever is taking us down. Seriously.
Maybe all this rioting is over the bizarre average-ness of her wardrobe.
Or not.
Good clothes solve all problems, some wise sage once said. You can look it up.
In this screwball economy, as we go deeper in debt every day, thanks to that economic freakshow that is the Obama administration, we are totally opening our hearts again to Mittens.
He is kinda wooden and freaky looking. But he did have some good ideas on the economy, a healthy free-market approach. And we’ll need someone who can dig us out of the Obama mess in a few years.
This new world socialism is killing us. It really is. It’s so awful, we don’t even feel like buying shoes. AS IF.
Fortunately, Angie Harmon, the tall, slim Texas actress who plays the DA on “Law & Order,” has the courage to say she doesn’t support Obama. She’s no racist, she just doesn’t agree with him and hasn’t jumped on the celebrity bandwagon that says we must all think the same way or be ostracized.
Hey, she got a cute, rich husband if the work falls off. Seriously. If you aren’t a liberal in La-La Land, it’s tough.
That Holly Madison Playboy girl is lovely and wooden. Sit her on the bed, pose her, kiss her. She is kind of like a glamorous blow-up doll.
That Steve dude, the little squat nerd, inspires us with his positivity, even if he can’t dance. Be true to your school — and he is!
The Frenchie, Giles, got us all… ahem… moist with that Argentinian tango. Guess who also is an Argentinian tango enthusiast? Robert Duvall. Yep, the actor. No kidding.
Lawrence Taylor, the NFL dude, is also a exercise in determination. He is committed and works hard, even as much of the movements are tough on a big guy.
Oh yeah, and if we could all just enjoy the joy that is Steve-O. What fun would the world be!!!!
She’s trying to do good. Maybe it’s easier for her to swoop in and adopt an orphan. But we think her heart is in the right place, even as the haters smack her down at every turn, but everything, thinking the worst.
As if.
Perhaps she can give some young child a better life — and shine a light on the need to adopt.
So many kids here and abroad who need family. We should remember them.