Ok, funseekers. All of y’all who haven’t wrapped your 23-year-old lips around a big-ass bong and sucked, raise your hands.
What, no takers? Thought so.
Give the kid a break. He’s young, a probably naive and blowing off steam as a newly minted celebrity after a long childhood and adolescence spent working his butt off in a pool, with very little time to enjoy his own life.
A lot of folk enjoy weed from time to time. It doesn’t make him any less All-American. It probably makes him moreso, at least for his generation.
She may be starving away to nothing… but she has really gorgeous long hair.
Truly, it’s amazing, particularly if it’s all real. Perhaps extensions, but we think maybe not.
Eat something, little sister. We think ya oughta.
Our future husband Mickey Rourke was nominated for an Oscar this morning. Have ya heard?
His performance in “The Wrestler” is genius — heartbreaking and tough.
It’s a tough category, lead actor, but we hope Hollywood will acknowledge his rebirth and put him over the top. We love his big weirdness, even with the challenged coif he is sporting of late. We also love his little puppies.
Delightful, setting the tone for the entire day!
Hooray, something to live for! There will definitely be a Sex in the City movie sequel.
Our heart soars like a hawk!!!!!
See, it WAS the bad hair part that scotched her deal here.
If you wanna represent a state like New York, you gotta have better hair.
The election night dress ruined with cardigan, the over-blinged inauguration ceremony suit in the color of bile, and the wedding/prom fluff that she wore to the balls.
It’s a trifecta of misjudgment from a First Lady who otherwise has gotten it fairly right for a long time.
For sure, we know she’s taking her own fashion counsel.
What to say, what to say…..it will come to us.
Sigh, it wasn’t exactly the fashion forward ensemble we had hoped. It looked heavy and made her look heavy and altho it was cold, it still looked too spangly-clunky to make it happen for us.
The color was tough. Perhaps better on her and in person.
But we hoped for something a little less traditional or something. We look forward to seeing tonight’s gown.
Not overwhelmed yet by any of the Michelle Obama inaugural togs. Didya see the Beyonce coat onstage at the Mall concert? Michelle needs one of those, not that dowager camel coat she had on. HELLO. Classic and proper, but not terribly chic.
We are crossing our fingers for Tuesday, which is like her Super Bowl. Godspeed and may the force of Coco be with you.
We are a deep fan of Bigfoot. Call him Yeti, Sasquatch, etc. We love him/it in all incarnations.
Imagine our great surprise when we discovered, for sale, a Bigfoot Garden Yeti sculpture, available from that Useless Expensive Crap People Don’t Need Catalogue that they stick in the seatbacks on planes.
Seriously, this is really good. And ya know, we probably DO need this. It’s such a good likeness, too.
$98.95 www.skymall.com
The perfect gift for the unabashed weirdos in your life — and hopefully there are many!!!!!
Whilst frozen and snow-covered, our thoughts turned (rightly) to spring fashion. We are in love, love, love with the Nanette Lepore for spring. Kinda girly, kinda gypsy, sweet and fresh.
We cannot wait to be warm and pretty. Let the pre-ordering begin!!!!!!
So, we are super in love with the weirdness that is Mickey Rourke. We hope he calls us. He can bring his little dogs over anytime. We’d like to work a little bit with his fashion. But that can wait. Right now, its just pure love and admiration for his worldview.
In other Golden Globe musings: WTF was that mouse Renee Zellweger wearing? She looked like Miss Kitty from “Gunsmoke.” She usually doesn’t make mistakes but this time. Ick.
We thought Drew Barrymore was perfection in the confection of a dress. She just radiates light these days.
J-Lo looked very glam-slam in that gold dress, although it seemed out of step with their current culture of the country, our national mood. We wonder if the rumors of trouble in her marriage are true? We always thought her little hubbie left a lot to be desired — and that is being nice. Given his previous split and the way he handled that.
So let this all be a lesson about second chances and self-reinvention. Mickey Rourke won a Golden Globe last night for his great film “The Wrestler.”
He’d be given up upon by nearly everyone in Hollywood. Granted he’s an odd duck. But he’s also a genius actor and he proved it in a gritty and bittersweet performance.
We urge you to see the movie — and ponder Mickey’s return. There’s always tomorrow, another try, another dance.
You can’t change the past but you damned for sure can change the future. Do it like Mickey!
We’re watching the Golden Globes and also acknowledging the Amy Winehouse split.
Sometimes we walk around the house saying “Black Incarcerated” in that cockney spur just for grins.
He looked skinny and grimy, like Amy. Their whole relationship was based on drugs: WHO KNEW?
Let’s hope the both get cleaned up. And she gets better hair, makeup and flats. Those grubby little elf shoes she insists on wearing are giving us total footwear hives. Seriously.
This is a big fashion moment. She has the power to set a new tone in dour and fashionally challenged Washington.
Whaddya think? Who gets the nod?
Crazy is as crazy does….
You’re indicted and you’re quoting Tennyson?
Dude….give it up.
If we were Roland Burris, we’d just stake a tent outside the capitol and stage a sitdown in protest. Seriously. Invite Kanye West over or Diddy or maybe Jesse Jackson, who is good at raising the angst on injustice.
The Obama camp will likely to anything to avoid a shitstorm on the eve of the inaugural. So Camp Burris seems a great idea. It just might get him in.
So, the incoming prez wants a TV doctor to be his surgeon general. A president with a popular culture fetish? WE LOVE IT. It pays to elect a dude in his 40s.
Since the SG job is largely ceremonial, we say rock on! Sanjay Gupta is an actual doctor an also cuter than anyone else in the Obama administration thus far and we’re all for an attractive cabinet. Plus, he’s a good communicator and so we think it’s an inspired choice. Plus, he’s Indian and he adds to the rainbow, so there you go.
If we could get like Robert Downey Jr. for drug czar — cause he’s also cute and has experience — that’d be awesome.
And a little devilish. We’re sad to see him bow out of the Obama cabinet. Washington needs more “characters” and fewer khaki-wearing know-it-alls.
Sigh. Wonder if he did something truly bad? Wonder who will replace him?
And while we are wondering: Wonder who will design Michelle Obama’s inaugural dress? We hope she doesn’t ruin it with a cardigan.
What happened to their son was a real tragedy. We sure are sad for their loss.
If we had an office — and we don’t — we’d like to start a pool, betting on how many days it’ll take for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to split. Their rough week in Miami is a harbinger of things to come.
Are drugs and booze involved? Check out the “Scene in the Tropics” column in the Miami Herald for a tip.
Very sad stuff. That Lindsay is pin thin — and she hasn’t done a movie in how long? It’s not looking good for her future.
We think she’ll be back on the boys — tee — before we know it.