Oct
12

Worst campaign strategy ever (PS: Fight back)

By the Diva

This whole political deal is keeping us away from what we do best: shop and gossip.

But HELLO……..GOP is starting to stand for Goofy Old Party. The McCain campaign is just dreadful. While our Sarah is making ‘em sweat and holding their feet to the fire, the top of the ticket seemingly is doing NADA. 

Didya notice how many of those ACORN groups are now in trouble for fraudulent voter registration? Do ya think they are out there registering Republicans? No, they are NOT. And so……why in the hell isn’t McCain on the warpath, calling Obama out for his connection to ACORN. 

He may be a retired military dude — and we respect his sacrifice — he needs to get some Marine-ass stones and GO OFF. Ya wanna be president? Ya gotta fight for hit, dude.

We are shocked at how terribly this one has been run. We really are. At this point Palin should be at the top of the ticket because at least she has some energy. What is McCain waiting for, cause he’s behind more every day and it ain’t all due to the economy.

We must hurry off to the mall now…..to take the edge off.

Oct
8

It’s leadership, you morons……

By the Diva

We hate to be all political and stuff, but really. Somebody running for president has to step it up and….lead. You wanna win the election?  Well, act like a president and show us what you’ve got. Attacking someone by association isn’t the answer. And neither is attaching a candidate to the failures of Bush a good enough smokescreen for no new ideas.

On the economy, which one of these ass clowns has provided any comprehensive ideas on how we fix the mess? NEITHER. Didya see the debate? ZZZZZZZ. Hell, at this point, we’d love it if one of em just trotted out Mike Bloomberg or someone else who gets it to set it straight. Donald Trump, line 1? Mitt Romney, can we get a hand here?

Surely there are some financial titans with a stake in their future who’d share a gameplan with one of these frontrunners — who seemingly don’t have a clue.

We are underwhelmed, with both. These guys are the lamest candidates in memory. The country is in shambles and this is all we get? This will be four more years of crap with our nation in the crapper. Just you wait.

 

AS IF.

Oct
7

Stop calling us “my friends” and other debate musings

By the Diva

Easy on the “my friends” admonition, because it makes you sound like a creepy grandpa. Just a word of knowledge for John McCain. 

Otherwise, we think the GOP nominee did a decent job in the debate, better than we expected, but not nearly forceful enough to score votes. America wants a leader with balls. Seize the day, make us feel led! You want to defeat this cult of personality. TAKE EFFIN CHARGE.

The more debates we have, the more we disagree with Sen. Obama, so at least they are doing something to crystalize our well-informed diva opinion. Nothing against Obama, but his foreign policy is insanely naive. His command of finance is also dim. We need Donald Trump and a couple other folks out there to analyze his policies. We can only imagine what they’d say.

Obama looks good, tho, an attractive young man but too youngish to make us respect him on the issues. And if he wins, we hope he’s a fast learner and we also hope he surrounds himself with people who know better (and more than Joe Biden).

McCain should be meaner, ya know. Cause it’s down to just a few weeks before the election and it’s time to stop being so statesman and time to start making sharper differences. He is right about Putin. That dude is lining up with Chavez and other world kooks. He is up to no good. Obama doesn’t understand Russia all at and he’s tap dancing around his deficiencies in global knowledge. SCARY.

We feel so wonky. We need bigger hair and higher shoes. Something to distance us from those know-it-alls in Washington.

Ah, yes…a solution. After the debate is over we’ll go shopping for girl stuff online to take the policy edge off.

Oct
1

Go get em Sarah……..

By the Diva

Kick some Democratic ass!!!!!!! Make Biden look like a stodgy DC insider with a bad comb-over.

Or better yet, just don’t give your detractors — and that smirky Tina Fey — any more (unfair) ammunition.

Katie Couric this!!!!!!!!

Sep
18

Those badly behaved folks on “The View”

By the Diva

The diva used to dig watching “The View.” We loved the chick chat and even enjoyed the psychodrama between Rosie and Elisabeth. But the treatment of John McCain by these leftist vixens was ridiculous.

How does it square the Joy Behar calls John McCain a liar? It’s fine that she disagrees with him politically, but to sit there and accuse him like that, she should be reprimanded by her network. Hopefully thoughtful people will realize that she’s simply ill-informed and squawking with the proletariat about things she doesn’t understand. Funny comic, yes. Politically astute? Ummmmmm, no. We don’t think so. Perhaps her hormones are as out of whack as her opinions.

You know it’s out of hand when Cindy McCain, who has quietly held her tongue against criticism thus far, tagged the hosts for picking her family’s bones clean. Not an unfair assessment, after watching the replay. And what about them questioning HER about the number of houses her family owns?

Like it’s SO bad that she’s rich and has some property. All those leftist witches are rich, too, compared to most of the population. But suddenly Cindy McCain — and her husband by association — are out of touch because Cindy’s family made a lot of money in their business dealings.

The way those View chicas treated the Obamas was a lot different. Not that they can’t be partisan — it’s not journalism, it’s entertainment — but their disrespect of the views of people they disagree with certainly zaps their credibility among smart women.

To wit: we’re super angered by people who hate on those who don’t think like them. They diminish the sisterhood.

AS IF

Sep
16

Fine Young (Feminist) Cannibals

By the Diva

They drive me crazy, these so-called feminists who are eating Sarah Palin alive.

True enough, girl stepped into the fire of her own volition, but damn if the sisterhood isn’t dining on her public largesse.

Here’s how it goes: these chicks are fine with a woman as candidate, as long as she meets their criteria. She can’t be too attractive, she has to be a part of some established political network (East Coast, Ivy-education, wife of politician or lobbyist or high-profile lawyer, aide to some politico, etc). Most important, you can’t REALLY be a feminist unless you’re a Democrat, right? That’s the bottom line here. Unless you fit into one of their categories then they scotch any inroads you’ve made for your estrogen kindred.

Pam Anderson tells Sarah Palin to “suck it.”

We’d give a million bucks to see Sarah Palin tell Pam Anderson that she’s already SUCKED a bunch of IT and look where it’s gotten her. She looks like a badly aging, plastic-modified tramp — with bad taste in men. Pretty soon, she’ll have to trade on her brains, not on her boobs. By the time that happens, Sarah Palin will still be out there getting real things done.

AS IF………….

Sep
15

Why celebrities should stay out of politics

By the Diva

The great political sage Lindsay Lohan has posted a nastygram against VP hopeful Sarah Palin on her blog. It’s genius, really, in its stupidity. Our thoughts? Go to college honey, cause dumb bitch is an ugly way to roll.

“I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin. I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female,” Lohan said.

“I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the ‘lipstick on a pig’ comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president.”

“It’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.”

“I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be.

“Oh, and… Hint Hint Pali Pal – Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!”

“Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock? Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?”

“Vote for obama!” Ronson wrote. “Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

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