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		<title>Mel Gibson &#8212; done with a fork done</title>
		<link>http://www.divadriveby.com/2010/07/09/mel-gibson-done-with-a-fork-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite some cool flicks early on in your career, you sir, have become a nasty hater with no use on our shores.
You&#8217;ve been banned from the island for your boorish, misogynistic tirades.
Be sober and get a new personality and heart &#8212; or be gone.
Rock bottom celebrity.
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		<title>Michael Lohan &#8212; a loving tool &#8212; sorta</title>
		<link>http://www.divadriveby.com/2010/07/08/michael-lohan-a-loving-tool-sorta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This dude at once activates our gag reflex and also humanizes a sad sitch. Yep, we think he cares about Lindsay. But, he&#8217;s used it to shamlessly promote himself &#8212; whatever it is that he actually DOES.
This family is beyond therapy. Maybe electroshock. Lobotomy. Island for fame lepers?
We&#8217;re open for ideas. Oy.
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		<title>Glee and all those Emmy nods: Fey</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We love the show tunes, the monstrously subpar choreography, etc, but can&#8217;t get past 20 and 30-somethings playing high schoolers. Thus, we succomb and say good for Glee and 19 Emmy nods. Domination. Sue&#8230;now there&#8217;s a whack job we can get behind. LOVE THAT CRAZY BITCH.
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		<title>Lindsay&#8217;s manicure code</title>
		<link>http://www.divadriveby.com/2010/07/07/lindsays-manicure-code/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evidence of real psychopathy &#8212; Lindsay Lohan appearing in court with a fingernail air-brushed with the words &#8220;F&#8211;k you.&#8221;
She knew full well her every move would be captured on film and camera. And yet, she creates drama with this bimbo stunt.
Yes she needs rehab. But she needs jail for being such an entitled brat.
We&#8217;re glad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BP CEO: Our corporate Colin Firth</title>
		<link>http://www.divadriveby.com/2010/06/17/bp-ceo-our-corporate-colin-firth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the Diva</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An apology goes down a lot better in the Queen&#8217;s English, no? When the dude on the Congressional hot seat apologizes, it sounds so much smoother with that British lilt, a a stage actor stepping up all Hugh Grant-style, minus the aberrant nimbly bimbly.  We find it marginally offputting that one of the BP [...]]]></description>
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