Loving the Cindy McCain messy chignon. She went to the polls so glamslam we were sick with glee!

Michelle Obama was fronting a more soccer mom look with her hair pulled back in a ponytail and headband, dressed down in all black. Not a good look. Quite the fashion letdown. 

We predict, however, that Michelle will be fabulous tonight at her hubbie’s Chicago celebration.

It would probably be a good thing if GOP nominee wife Cindy McCain didn’t wear any more leather.

It looks dated and not very chic, kind of like someone wanting to look young. With the age-inappropriate Barbie hair, the leather is just over the top.

Great body. A very beautiful and hard-working lady who hasn’t gotten enough credit for her business moxie and charitable generosity, but she’s off the tracks fashionwise. We’re sure it’s designer and expensive, but it’s a little too Spiegel catalogue/new money-Jersey housewife for us. 

MEOW

Those comfortable-shoe-wearing trogs who are all over Sarah Palin about her campaign wardrobe spending should get a life. Hillary spent a pile on clothes. It’s just that she’s not in shape, has very little fashion sense and picked things that were not attractive.

These leftists are just angry because Sarah looks good in her clothes. If she were some dowdy feminist, they’d stand down. How much you think Nancy Pelosi pays for her Congressional wardrobe? 

Let us answer our own question: A SHITPILE. She’s wearing as much designer apparel as Cindy McCain. And yet, why aren’t they screaming that she’s sending the wrong message?

We are incensed! Pelosi is up there in Washington spending our money on funding losers on Wall Street. And doing it wearing six-figure rags. It just so happens that they are sexless and she’s someone’s grandma. And Sarah. We’ll…..she’s hot.

AS IF.

Mariah Carey’s boy-husband looks more like a bodyguard than a spouse, the way he tries to escort her around at events. What a show those two put on! He always looks like he’s waiting on her. We ponder the longevity of this odd (publicity stunt) union.

Cute – and SO diva – that Jennifer Lopez made costume and hair-do changes during her husband’s 40th birthday bash last weekend. What, so one outfit would not do for the entire party?

Shannen Doherty looks super good now that we are seeing more of her with the redux of 90210. No really. We’d like to be catty but we’re happily surprised.

That Miley Cyrus looks like she’s wearing a wig, in real life. We fear she’s on the Jamie Lynn Spears track. Her dad doesn’t look, ummmmm, too strict, shall we say. She seems oddly flip and arrogant for a teenager with some power. Not likeable at all.

That Trista Sutter from The Bachelor/Bachlorette kinda got uglier now that she’s off TV and living in the real world. We liked her, but she’s a lot more suburban frumpy these days. Sigh, sigh, sigh. Is marriage the black hole of pretty? We think probably so.

We think Michael Phelps is a terrific swimmer but not hot. Kinda dorky, but definitely a great athlete.

We think Robert Downey Jr. could use some Juvederm or facial filler. His face is deploding as he gets older. Have ya noticed? He is one of our favorites so we sent this side note with

We would like to try on the Cindy McCain clothes. She has quite the diva closet. World class.

We think this election is the MOST sexist ever. We can’t get over it. We really can’t.

We like Sarah Palin but think those suits of hers look a little too Talbots. She’s petite and all, but we’d like to see her move into dresses a bit. Her personality is so large, she doesn’t need a suit to be forceful, we think. Loving tho, that she loves high heels. She’s rocking them HUGE on the campaign trail.

We wish we could be a fly on the wall at Hillary’s house. We bet she is PISSED that Palin and McCain stole her thunder. Not picking her will totally turn out to be Obama’s biggest regret.

Dancing with the Stars starts next week. We’ll be there. Watch along with us so we can make fun of people.

The diva used to dig watching “The View.” We loved the chick chat and even enjoyed the psychodrama between Rosie and Elisabeth. But the treatment of John McCain by these leftist vixens was ridiculous.

How does it square the Joy Behar calls John McCain a liar? It’s fine that she disagrees with him politically, but to sit there and accuse him like that, she should be reprimanded by her network. Hopefully thoughtful people will realize that she’s simply ill-informed and squawking with the proletariat about things she doesn’t understand. Funny comic, yes. Politically astute? Ummmmmm, no. We don’t think so. Perhaps her hormones are as out of whack as her opinions.

You know it’s out of hand when Cindy McCain, who has quietly held her tongue against criticism thus far, tagged the hosts for picking her family’s bones clean. Not an unfair assessment, after watching the replay. And what about them questioning HER about the number of houses her family owns?

Like it’s SO bad that she’s rich and has some property. All those leftist witches are rich, too, compared to most of the population. But suddenly Cindy McCain — and her husband by association — are out of touch because Cindy’s family made a lot of money in their business dealings.

The way those View chicas treated the Obamas was a lot different. Not that they can’t be partisan — it’s not journalism, it’s entertainment — but their disrespect of the views of people they disagree with certainly zaps their credibility among smart women.

To wit: we’re super angered by people who hate on those who don’t think like them. They diminish the sisterhood.

AS IF

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