We are hearing that our queen, Madonna, may offer hubbie Guy a $60 million settlement to let it all go away quietly. Given the publicity, we think it’s a good thing. It’s a sum she won’t miss.
Now, she can move to New York and pick up with A-Rod. Cause ya know that’s gonna happen. Stay tuned.
Oy, Madge……so it didn’t work out. We’re not surprised. Not many men in this world can live up to your creative force. Yes, you’re tough, but you’re also fab. We figured this would happen eventually. Guy Ritchie’s star is falling, you keep reinventing yourself to international acclaim. He’s baggage. You need to pick another cute guy to live with but bag the whole marriage crap. You need companionship but without all the heartache.
Hold onto the money, sister. You need Sir Paul McCartney’s attorney. A serious fortune is at stake and you need to protect yourself if this turns nasty.
We hope you are ok. We’ll have to take a little down time to cope. We’ll also need an adult beverage straightaway. First you announce your split. And then Nancy Reagan is hospitalized. It’s been a dark diva day.