Dec
7

Some holiday observations, randomly

By the Diva

The new special holiday Barbie for 2008 looks exactly like a drag queen we used to adore. Seriously. Something about the face that said all man, nice lady……ya know.

A bunch of the tree top angels at Target look strangely pregnant, about 8 months along by my estimation. Perhaps too much crinoline in the angel skirt?

Barbie has a private jet, that bitch! It’s pink, too. WTF. We’ve been needing this for some time now. Oy, she gets all the good stuff.

Americans are fat. Just stores full of fatty suburbanites with their whiny kids. We’ve become a toady, ugly culture. We should eat less because the economy is bad. Really, we should.

We don’t understand why anyone purchases those $5 tins of popcorn. How stale must it be? And who would interpret this as a gift. Oddness.

We attacked the dudes in the Christmas tree department so harshly (after three trips and zero luck in getting new stock) that they finally acquiesced and sold us the floor model white tree we’d been jonesing for.  It is delightful.

We were watching a football game these weekend and decided that that Tim Tebow, the Florida Gators quarterback, is an exemplary young man and cute too. So is his roommate, who has a lot of sexy long hair. Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.

Fred Klaus is not a good movie, even with Vince Vaughn. But Four Christmases is funny, in that goofy, ridiculous way. We recommend. Not a cinematic triumph, but you will laugh out loud.

Nov
11

Bi-Lo, “colored” — we are getting confused

By the Diva

So, she’s not a lesbian, she could be bi, she doesn’t know if she’ll end up marrying a chick or a dude. It must be tough to be in love with Lindsay Lohan and her, er….lack of clarity. In her past, she’s seemed awfully clear before, ahem…. WAY CLEAR. And then goes and calls a black person “colored.”  Is any of this ok? And is she pissing away her career, or at least what is left of it?  What we fear is poor Samantha Ronson is gonna get her heart broken, and she seems to be really nice and supportive, too. Linds says she loves Sam. But she didn’t say “in love.” We worry.

Speaking of out of the limelight, what has happened to Hillary Duff and Mischa Barton? All but disappeared. Speaking of….. Marie Osmond is keeping the weight off nicely after “Dancing With the Stars.” Perhaps it’s for the diet commercials, but still. She looks good.

One of our galpals went to a Madonna concert and came back to report that our queen was turning into Cher. AS IF. Perhaps Madge is getting a tad too old for the camp. She looks good, but is it authentic. We were super letdown that Justin and Britney didn’t perform together at her show. We’d love to see these two rekindle it, even if it was only on stage.

We were RIGHT. Mrs. Obama’s dress at the White House was Maria Pinto.

“Confessions of a Shop-a-holic,” coming soon to a theater near you. We cannot stand it. This is nearly biographical. Speaking of movies, we love Reese Witherspoon, but the new flick she’s in with Vince Vaughn is kind of a splurge for a girl who can really act, no? Vince always plays himself, it seems. Every role, he’s Vince Vaughn. Funny, tho. We think he’s great, but a one-note actor.

We’re superglad Jennifer Aniston is speaking out about Angie and Brad. She needs to tell the truth. We think she wasn’t treated right at all and we’re still pissed. We’d like her to spill it all — we bet Brad wouldn’t emerge as the do-gooder folks think he is now.

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